For all the โEffectsโ junkies out thereโฆ this oneโs for you. Iโve been back at the drawing board, and have cranked out all of the special effects that youโve been asking for, and even a few that you havenโt. Six, count โem, six custom templates designed to create all the newest, hip effects. Like all of our templates at Artool, we have tested them thoroughly on prisoners with few, if any, fatalities. These templates represent actual faux effects that have been sought after for a millenniaโฆ or at least a decade. These six templates represent the best and most interesting suggestions weโve received. (We ignored the really dumb, or scary onesโฆ weโll do them next time.) Most amazing of all, I managed to design these without any skullsโฆwellโฆ there are a few skulls in themโฆ Iโm working on it. Like all of our other templates these babies are the latest in polymer technology, so theyโll probably outlast you. And of course, the same promise is inherent in all of these designs, just like our previous ones: they wonโt make you a millionaire, but they will also not be responsible for bankruptcy.
